I actually had no one show up to my birthday party on 2 separate years. My birthday just happens to be when there is a long weekend public holiday so everyone is either planning or already is traveling. It is kinda devastating when you plan a big party and you end up sitting there staring out the window in silence because no one showed up
There are 2 genders! Only M>F can actually latch the seat belt! Airline safety is just a social construct.
Lesson to be learned: Don't run with a knife and a stolen laptop because curbs are dangerous if you fall also don't attract the attention of Marines by stabbing one, while running with stolen laptop